Name:
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Fleece Puppy
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Description:
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Soft fleece puppy dog. No squeeker. This toy tests the theory
that Bostons destroy toys to get at the squeeker.
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Cost/Location:
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$3.99 at CVS.
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Thrill:
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The bloodlust elicited by these cute, cuddly toys was unsettling!
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Beast Review:
reviewed
2002
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"Silent...curious. I tried to make them squeek."
~ Emrys
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"They made no noise as I bit them."
~ Bergamot Fury
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Durability:
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Decapitation occured in less than 30 seconds. Ears and tails
were plucked off like flower petals one by one. Then the the
headless bodies were shaken, worried and unstuffed.
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Lifespan:
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2 minutes.
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Cost vs. Durability:
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A very fleeting massacre when compared to the 3.99 price
tag.
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Safety:
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No squeeker or hard parts. All fleece and stuffing.
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Boston Proof?
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No.
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